Let's face it:

我是旧金山人。我在苹果电脑工作。我是普通话学生。
我喜欢电脑编程,滑板和啤酒。你呢?

I'm simply too lazy busy to keep my
tired old server running.

That's where this page comes in.

Directory of services:
        t, d, gh, lfm, if, in, me, s.